Saturday, February 14, 2009

United Kingdom Gone

Dateline Axis:
Yesterday, the British Empire surrendered unconditionally to the Dominion. A government official said this to our reporter on Great Britain. "Her Majesty the Queen, the Prime Minister, and the entire government of the United Kingdom recognize the Dominion as the true and rightful rulers of the galaxy, and relinquish all claim to authority over any territories formerly under their control."

The people of Axis began partying in the streets as soon as they got the news and fireworks were seen far into the night. No official word has been received from the Dominion leaders on the unexpected surrender of the UK. The rest of the Galaxy probably shaking in fear tonight as the Dominion is poised to conquer all. This has been a GNN special report.

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